Live Life Laughing: Size

Scott Hilburn. Hint: Think Roman numerals.

Q: What do you get if you enlarge a centipede to 100x its normal size?
A: A dollarpede.

I spy with my little eye nothing because I only have two normal-sized eyes

The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.


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