You know, ladies, before this quarantine is over, some of us are going to be begging Jolene to take our man.
Hit this link and sing along.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ixrje2rXLMA
I’m not sure which is more disturbing at this point: taking my temperature or weighing myself.

Two silk worms
were in a race.
It ended in a tie.
Q: What’s the spice you have used the most often during quarantine?
A: It was the best of thymes. It was the worst of thymes.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Are you wearing your mask?