Q: What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?
A: They are both Paris-sites.

Photo by Pixabay

I was sitting drinking coffee in my slippers this morning, when I thought, “I really need to wash some mugs.”

Waiter: “I see your glass is empty. Would you like another?”
Dad: “Why would I want two empty glasses?”
Kid: hides his face behind his hands

Q: What do you call a woman standing in the middle of a tennis court?
A: Annette

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