Q: Why are there pop tarts but no mom tarts?
A. Because of the pastryarchy.

I’m writing a song about getting my door lock replaced.
There’s a key change at the end.

I want to go on a diet, but I feel that
I have way too much on my place right now.

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What do you do to relax? One of my favorites is coloring with gel pens. Then I post the pictures or put them as backgrounds on my devices.