I asked my friend when her birthday was.
She said, “March 1st.”
So I high-stepped around the room and asked again.

The surgeon had to amputate a man’s toe, so he replaced it with a breath mint.
He calls it his “tic-tac toe.”

Client: I’m having trouble with my computer.
Tech Guru: Have you tried disabling cookies?
Client: Once, I bit the leg off of a gingerbread man.

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