“My credit card was denied at the sweater store.”
“What did they do?”
“They asked me for my cardigan.”

Why did the chicken go to the gym?
To work on his pecks.

Dear life, When I said “can my day get any worse,” it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

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FUN FACT:
Koi fish always travel in groups of 4.
If attacked, koi A, B, and C, will scatter,
leaving behind D koi.