Why did the deer get braces?
Because he had buck teeth.

What do you call an empty bottle of Cheese Whiz?
Cheese Was

Did you know that you can use disposable masks to brew espresso?
That’s because they are coughy filters.

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You know what every woman’s dream is?
A man who will take her in his arms, throw her into bed,
and clean the whole house while she sleeps.