I have a pet dog.
I also have a pet tree.
They’re kind of the same,
but one’s bark is quieter.
What do you call two doctors in the same room?
A paradox.
I am starting a business to teach short people math.
It titled, “Making the Little Things Count.”
What do you call a fortune cookie that doesn’t have a fortune inside?
Unfortunate.
Kathleen S Evenhouse 