Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
Q. What is brown and sticky? A: a stick I bought the world’s worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it’s terrible! A termite walks into a bar and asks, “Is the bartender here?” Summer Quotes The glory of gardening: hands in the dirt, head in the sun, heart with nature. To nurture… Read More
The bartender says “we don’t serve time travelers in here.” A time traveler walks into a bar. I WRITE ALL MY JOKES IN CAPITALS. THIS ONE WAS WRITTEN IN PARIS. Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying? A: He neverlands. Q: Why don’t cows have any money? A: Because farmers milk them dry. Q: What do… Read More
With the rise of self-driving vehicles, it’s only a matter of time before we get a country song where a guy’s truck leaves him too. Q: What’s worse than raining cats and dogs? A: Hailing Taxis. Q: Why don’t aliens visit our planet? A: Terrible ratings. One star. Summer Thoughts Do what we can,… Read More
Rover: Where do fleas go on vacation? Fido: Search me. Q: Where do sheep go on vacation? A: The Baa-hamas Q: What did ET’s mother say to him when he got home? A: “Where on earth have you been?” Summer Thoughts “Mosquito is out, it’s the end of the day; she’s humming and hunting her… Read More
Q: Why can’t basketball players go on vacation? A: They’ll get called for traveling. Q: What did the bread do on summer vacation? A: It loafed around. Q: Where did Tarzan visit in California on vacation? A: Hollywood and Vine Summer Thoughts A porch is the only real reward you need after a long summer’s… Read More
Q: Where do eggs go on summer vacation? A: New Yolk City Q: Where do mummies go on summer vacation? A: Nowhere. They’re afraid to relax and unwind. Summer Thoughts Summer is a sailor in a rowboat and ice-cream on your dress when you’re four years old. Summer is a man with his coat off, wet… Read More
Real Groaners Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much. The second one, naturally, became known as the lesser of two weevils. (Best said out loud in your best southern accent) Two Eskimos sitting… Read More
Kathleen S Evenhouse 