Why are camels the color of sand?Camel-flauge How do snails fight?They slug it out. The opposite of a croissant, is a happy uncle.
Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
Why are camels the color of sand?Camel-flauge How do snails fight?They slug it out. The opposite of a croissant, is a happy uncle.
Labratory Jokes:If you don’t know what you’re doing, do it neatly.Experience is directly proportional to equipment ruined.No experiment is a complete failure. At least it can serve as a negative example. Q: What is the most important rule in chemistry?A: Never lick the spoon! Q. Why do chemists like nitrates so much?A. They’re cheaper than day rates
After a talking sheepdog gets all the sheep in the pen, he reports back to the farmer: “All 40 accounted for.” “But I only have 36 sheep,” says the farmer. “I know,” says the sheepdog. “But I rounded them up.” Q: Why did the chicken go to the séance? A: To get to the… Read More