Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one. ~Oscar Wilde  found at sanitaryum.com Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words ‘The’ and ‘IRS’ together it spells ‘THEIRS’

The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed. ~Bennett Cerf  found on sanitaryum.com The older you get the tougher it is to lose weight because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. ~Kurt Vonnegut  found on sanitaryum.com The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

Laughter is an instant vacation. ~Milton Berle  found on theberry.com Employment application blanks always ask who is to be called in case of an emergency. I think you should write, ‘An ambulance.’

A day without laughter is a day wasted.  ~Charlie Chaplin  found on jezebel.com You know, I spent a fortune on deodorant before I realized that people didn’t like me anyway.

Laughter is like tonic for whatever ails you, so get ready to take your medicine. Muppets Performing Ode to Joy https://www.pinterest.com/pin/156077943307356605/ A status symbol of today is those cell phones that everyone has clipped onto their belt or purse. I can’t afford one. So I’m wearing my garage door opener.