“Laughter is poison to fear.” ~G.R.R. Martin  found on buzzfeed.com An onion can make people cry but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. ~ Will Rogers When I come to one of the forks in the road of life, I don’t waste time and energy wishing it was a spoon.… Read More

“Laughter is the sound of the soul dancing. My soul probably looks like Fred Astaire.” ~Jared Kintz  found on lolsuperfails.com How do you make a bandstand? Take away their chairs! Have you heard about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac? He stayed up all night trying to figure out if there really was a dog.

“With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come.” ~William Shakespeare  found on animaltalk.us What are undergarments called when they are worn alone? Why does the Return key move the cursor to a new line? What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

“And I have one of those very loud, stupid laughs. I mean if I ever sat behind myself in a movie or something, I’d probably lean over and tell myself to please shut up.” ~J.D. Salinger  found on buzzfeed.com Love these Tom Swifties: “I don’t like ground coffee,” Tom said instantly. “Your poem is too… Read More

“The earth laughs in flowers.” ~Ralph Waldo Emerson  found at sanitaryum.com An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

“Laughter is wine for the soul – laughter soft, or loud and deep, tinged through with seriousness – the hilarious declaration made by man that life is worth living.” ~Sean O’Casey  found on sanitaryum.com Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused his dentist’s Novocain during root canal work because he wanted to transcend dental… Read More