“Laughter is carbonated holiness.” ~Anne Lamont When you’re finally holding all the cards, why does everyone else decide to play chess? Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. It’s not hard to meet expenses. They’re everywhere.

“It was her habit to build up laughter out of inadequate materials.” ~John Steinbeck  found on sanitaryum.com It’s hard to make a comeback when you haven’t been anywhere. The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you’re in the bathroom. If God wanted me to touch my toes, He would… Read More

“But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.” ~Carl Sagan It was all so different before everything changed. Some days you’re… Read More

“Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can; all of them make me laugh.” ~W.H.Auden  found on quotesnhumor.com If all is not lost, where is it? The first rule of holes: If you are in one, stop digging. I went to school… Read More

“Laughter is poison to fear.” ~G.R.R. Martin  found on buzzfeed.com An onion can make people cry but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. ~ Will Rogers When I come to one of the forks in the road of life, I don’t waste time and energy wishing it was a spoon.… Read More

“Laughter is the sound of the soul dancing. My soul probably looks like Fred Astaire.” ~Jared Kintz  found on lolsuperfails.com How do you make a bandstand? Take away their chairs! Have you heard about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac? He stayed up all night trying to figure out if there really was a dog.

“With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come.” ~William Shakespeare  found on animaltalk.us What are undergarments called when they are worn alone? Why does the Return key move the cursor to a new line? What happens if you get scared half to death twice?