For my son-in-law, the math teacher: My math teacher called me average. How mean! Atheism is a non-prophet organization. I put the “fun” in dysfunctional.
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I’m glad I know sign language. It’s pretty handy. I hate insect puns. They really bug me. I was going to give him a nasty look, but he already had one.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She ran away from the ball. I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down. Why did the scientist install a knocker on his front door? He wanted to win the No-bell prize!
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I tried to find ten puns that made me laugh, but no pun in ten did. I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off. My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned. I couldn’t concentrate.
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Q: What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down? A: It gets toad away. Q: Why can’t you trust an atom? A: Because they make up everything. Q: Why are atoms Catholic? A: Because they have mass.
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“Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!” “Well, pull yourself together.” “Doctor, Doctor! My little boy has just swallowed a roll of film!” “Hmmmm… Let’s hope nothing develops.” “Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a deck of cards!” “I’ll deal with you in a minute.” “Doctor, Doctor! My son has swallowed my pen, what… Read More
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“There is no greater power than that of a laugh and happiness is a force which can save a person from the horrors of the world.” ~Hillary DiPiano found on posterous.com NEOLOGISMS — alternative meanings for common words. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absent-mindedly answer the door in your nightgown. Lymph (v.), to walk… Read More
