“It is cheerful to God when you rejoice or laugh from the bottom of your heart.” ~Martin Luther King  found on bildmix.com Phyllis Diller quotes: Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves. If you ever see three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been… Read More

“You have as much laughter as you have faith.” ~Martin Luther  found on sanataryum.com I don’t know about you, but I think that joke was very well done. George Carlin Quotes: If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman,… Read More

“Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.” ~Victor Borge  found on pausedreamenjoy.blogspot.com George Carlin Quotes Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

“Laughter is carbonated holiness.” ~Anne Lamont When you’re finally holding all the cards, why does everyone else decide to play chess? Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. It’s not hard to meet expenses. They’re everywhere.

“It was her habit to build up laughter out of inadequate materials.” ~John Steinbeck  found on sanitaryum.com It’s hard to make a comeback when you haven’t been anywhere. The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you’re in the bathroom. If God wanted me to touch my toes, He would… Read More

“But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.” ~Carl Sagan It was all so different before everything changed. Some days you’re… Read More

“Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can; all of them make me laugh.” ~W.H.Auden  found on quotesnhumor.com If all is not lost, where is it? The first rule of holes: If you are in one, stop digging. I went to school… Read More