“There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor.” ~Charles Dickens found on fbcdn-photos-a.akamaihd.net A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.”

“Sometimes crying or laughing are the only options left, and laughing feels better right now.”  ~ Veronica Roth, Divergent  found on cheezburger.com Two antennas got married on a roof. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was awesome.

“I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it’s the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It’s probably the most important thing in a person.”  ~ Audrey Hepburn  found on sanitaryum.com Some people try to turn back their “odometers.” Not me. I want people to know ‘why’ I… Read More

Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one. ~Oscar Wilde  found at sanitaryum.com Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words ‘The’ and ‘IRS’ together it spells ‘THEIRS’

The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed. ~Bennett Cerf  found on sanitaryum.com The older you get the tougher it is to lose weight because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. ~Kurt Vonnegut  found on sanitaryum.com The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.