“There is no greater power than that of a laugh and happiness is a force which can save a person from the horrors of the world.” ~Hillary DiPiano
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NEOLOGISMS — alternative meanings for common words.
- Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absent-mindedly answer the door in your nightgown.
- Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.
- Gargoyle (n), olive-flavored mouthwash.
- Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.
