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NEOLOGISMS — alternative meanings for common words.

1. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absent-mindedly answer the door in your nightgown.
2. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.
3. Gargoyle (n), olive-flavored mouthwash.
4. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.