Laughter is an instant vacation. ~Milton Berle  found on theberry.com Employment application blanks always ask who is to be called in case of an emergency. I think you should write, ‘An ambulance.’

A day without laughter is a day wasted.  ~Charlie Chaplin  found on jezebel.com You know, I spent a fortune on deodorant before I realized that people didn’t like me anyway.

Laughter is like tonic for whatever ails you, so get ready to take your medicine. Muppets Performing Ode to Joy https://www.pinterest.com/pin/156077943307356605/ A status symbol of today is those cell phones that everyone has clipped onto their belt or purse. I can’t afford one. So I’m wearing my garage door opener.