Q: Did you hear about the chicken who could only lay eggs in the winter?A: She was no spring chicken. Q: Who tell the best chicken jokes?A: Comedi-hens. I have a chicken proof lawn. It’s impeccable.
Q: What do chicken farmers serve at birthday parties?A: Coop-cakes.Q: How do they make them?A: From scratch.
Q: What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?A: Foul weather. Q: Why did the chicken go to the library?A: To check out a book, book, book. Q: What do you call a bird that can fix anything?A: Duck Tape (I know it’s not a chicken joke, but I liked it.)