“And I have one of those very loud, stupid laughs. I mean if I ever sat behind myself in a movie or something, I’d probably lean over and tell myself to please shut up.” ~J.D. Salinger

 found on buzzfeed.com

Love these Tom Swifties:

“I don’t like ground coffee,” Tom said instantly.

“Your poem is too short,” Tom said adversely.

“But this is my one-floor apartment,” Tom said flatly.

“I don’t live in Greece anymore,” Tom said discretely.