“And I have one of those very loud, stupid laughs. I mean if I ever sat behind myself in a movie or something, I’d probably lean over and tell myself to please shut up.” ~J.D. Salinger
found on buzzfeed.com
Love these Tom Swifties:
“I don’t like ground coffee,” Tom said instantly.
“Your poem is too short,” Tom said adversely.
“But this is my one-floor apartment,” Tom said flatly.
“I don’t live in Greece anymore,” Tom said discretely.