Q: Why do bananas have to use sunscreen?
A: Because they might peel.

Q: What did one eye say to the other?
A: Don’t look now, but something between us smells.

Q: What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
A: Ouch!

To make mistakes is human; to stumble is commonplace; to be able to laugh at yourself is maturity. ~ William Arthur Ward