Q: What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A: A neck-tarine.

Q: What do you call a blind dinosaur?
A: A Doyouthinkhesawus?
(If you don’t get it, say it out loud.)

Q: Why did the orange lose the race?
A: Because it ran out of juice.

It is more fitting for a man to laugh at life than to lament over it.
~Lucius Annaeus Seneca