If you’re still puzzled, Google Napoleon’s birthplace. But if you have to do that, you’ll just say, “Ohhhhh.” You won’t laugh, but you’ll get it.

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Two blood cells met and fell in love. Alas, it was all in vein.

Dear Maths,
I’m tired of finding your X. Give it up, buddy. She’s gone.

Don’t give up your dreams. Keep sleeping.