For those in design and publication.

I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something.

I had this crazy dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. Turns out it was only a Fanta sea.

I just found out I lost an electron. I’ll have to keep a better ion them.

My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti noodles. You should have seen her face when I drove pasta.