Live Life Laughing


I took the shell off of my racing snail, thinking it would make him faster.
Unfortunately, it only made him more sluggish.

Q   How do you think the unthinkable?
A   With an itheburg.

I clean when I am frustrated, so if you show up unexpectedly and the house is clean, you might want to reconsider your visit.

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