I have a fear of speed bumps, but I’m slowly getting over it.
As I was taking a walk with my daughter one day, I noticed something green in her hair. To my disbelief I pulled out a piece of lettuce from her hair. “Whoa!” she exclaimed, “is there anything else in there?” “Oh no!” I joked. “That was just the tip of the Iceberg.”
I used to be addicted to lunch meat. I quit cold turkey.
“Laughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease for pain.” Charlie Chaplin