A husband and wife were driving through Louisiana. As they approached Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth, then they stopped for lunch. At the counter, the husband asked the blonde waitress, “Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are very slowly?” She leaned over the counter and said, “Burrr-gerrr Kiiing.”

Q: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
A: It’s okay. He woke up.

Q: Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn?
A: Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

“You can’t deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants.” Stephen King