Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft, and I’ll show you A-flat minor.

The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

Acupuncture is a jab well done.

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“Perfect happiness is a beautiful sunset, the giggle of a grandchild, the first snowfall. It’s the little things that make happy moments, not the grand events. Joy comes in sips, not gulps.”
~ Sharon Draper

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