Today’s joke is courtesty of www.mikeysFunnies.com
A group of women were at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with their husbands.
The women were asked, “How many of you love your husband?” All the women raised their hands.
Then they were asked, “When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?”
Some women answered … “today,” a few … “yesterday,” and some … “can’t remember.”
The women were then told to take out their cell phones and text their husband – “I love you, Sweetheart”
Next the women were instructed to exchange phones with one another and read aloud the text message they received in response to their message.
Below are 12 hilarious replies. If you have been married for quite a while, you understand that these replies are a sign of true love. Who else would reply in such a succinct and honest way?
~ Who IS this?
~ Eh, mother of my children, are you sick or what?
~ Yeah, and I love you too. What’s wrong?
~ I don’t understand what you mean?
~ What now? Did you wreck the car again?
~ Am I dreaming?
~ Don’t beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need?
~ What did you do now?
~ If you don’t tell me who this message is actually for, someone will die.
~ Your mother is coming to stay with us, isn’t she?
Kinda tugs at the heart, doesn’t it?
I don’t mean to brag, but I finished my 14-day diet food in 3 hours and 20 minutes.