Live Life Laughing

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a pit bull?
Just the pit bull

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
He heard the referee calling fowls

It was a terrible summer for Humpty Dumpty, but he had a great fall.

A closed mouth gathers no feet. – Sam Horn

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