Q: What type of computer sings?
A: A Dell

Q: How did the trees feel in the spring?
A: Re-leaved

Q: Where do you live?
A: With my parents?
Q: Where to your parents live?
A: With me
Q: Where do you all live?
A: Together
Q: Where is your house?
A: Next to my neighbor’s house.
Q: Where is your neighbor’s house?
A: You won’t believe me if I tell you.
Q: Just tell me!
A: Next to my neighbors.
~Funny Minion Quotes, funnybeaver.com

Quote about JOY

“Joy is the best makeup.” ~Anne Lamott