My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m getting fat.

I was driving with my dad the other day, and he asked me to get the map out of the glove box. Easy there, Indiana Jones, I’ll just Google it.

Cupcakes are muffins that believe in miracles.

~Best Funny Quotes Ever from thefunnybeaver.com

Today’s Saying:

Don’t let people pull you into their storm. Pull them into your peace.