Q: What’s the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?
A: Attire

When I was a kid I was made to walk the plank, we couldn’t afford a dog.

Q: Why does Norway put bar codes on all it’s ships?
A: So they can Scandinavian.

Jokes found on Reddit

It’s Fall!

Delicious autumn! My very soul is wedded to it, and if I were a bird I would fly about the earth seeking the successive autumns. ~George Eliot