Kathleen S Evenhouse
Writing With Vision
Who was the detective that solves the math problem? Magnum PI Notice how GPS never says “I made a mistake.”It just says “Recalculating route.”That’s life. You know what seems odd to me?Numbers that aren’t divisible by 2. I have a theory that chocolate and peanut butter would taste great together.I think I’d better do a… Read More
Q: What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? There’s a fine line between a numerator and denominator. A photon is going through airport security. The TSA agent asks if he has any luggage. The photon says, ‘No, I’m travelling light.’ It’s Fall! Autumn, the year’s last, loveliest smile. ~William… Read More
Q: What’s the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? A: Attire When I was a kid I was made to walk the plank, we couldn’t afford a dog. Q: Why does Norway put bar codes on all it’s ships? A: So they can Scandinavian. Jokes found on… Read More
Sleep with an open window tonight! 1400 mosquitos like that. 420 mosquitos commented on it. 210 mosquitos shared this. One mosquito invited for the event. 2800 mosquitos will be attending the event. I was sitting in a bar one day and two really large women came in, talking in an interesting accent. So I said, “Cool… Read More
Cole’s Law: Thinly Sliced Cabbage Judge: “Why did you steal the car?” Man: “I had to get to work.” Judge: “Why didn’t you take the bus?” Man: I don’t have a driver’s license for the bus. Q: Anton, do you think I’m a bad mother? A: My name is Paul. Check out these really funny jokes: http://www.short-funny.com/ It’s… Read More
I couldn’t believe that the highway department called my dad a thief. But when I got home, all the signs were there. What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells. Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. That’s just how I roll. It’s Fall!… Read More
I told my friend 10 jokes to get him to laugh. Sadly, no pun in 10 did. Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’ll be a mile away, and you’ll have their shoes. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have… Read More
