Cole’s Law: Thinly Sliced Cabbage

Judge: “Why did you steal the car?”
Man: “I had to get to work.”
Judge: “Why didn’t you take the bus?”
Man: I don’t have a driver’s license for the bus.

Q: Anton, do you think I’m a bad mother?
A: My name is Paul.

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It’s Fall!

I’ve never known anyone yet who doesn’t suffer a certain restlessness when autumn rolls around… We’re all eight years old again and anything is possible.
~Sue Grafton