Sleep with an open window tonight!
1400 mosquitos like that. 420 mosquitos commented on it. 210 mosquitos shared this.
One mosquito invited for the event. 2800 mosquitos will be attending the event.
I was sitting in a bar one day and two really large women came in, talking in an interesting accent. So I said, “Cool accent, are you two ladies from Ireland?”
One of them snarled at me, “It’s Wales, dumbo!”
So I corrected myself, “Oh, right, so are you two whales from Ireland?”
That’s about as far as I remember.
An old woman fell in a well. She didn’t see that well.
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Falling leaves hide the path so quietly. ~John Bailey Autumn