I told my friend 10 jokes to get him to laugh.
Sadly, no pun in 10 did.

Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’ll be a mile away, and you’ll have their shoes.

What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
Same middle name.

It’s Fall!

The leaves fall, the wind blows, and the farm country slowly changes from the summer cottons into its winter wools. ~Henry Beston