Q:  Want to know what makes me smile?
A: Face Muscles

Q: Why can’t the T Rex clap his hands.
A. He’s dead.

Q: Why are elephants so wrinkled?
A: Because they are so hard to iron.

Winter Quotes

“Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home.”
~ Edith Sitwell