Q: Did you hear about the artist who paints in jail?
A: He had a brush with the law.
Q: What did Michelangelo say to the ceiling?
A: I got you covered.
Q: How does Salvador Dali start his mornings?
A: With a bowl of “Surreal”
“For happiness one needs security, but joy can spring like a flower even from the cliffs of despair.” ~Anne Morrow Lindburgh