I used to have a handle on life – but mine broke.

I am not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.

Out of my mind, back in five minutes.

Ever stop to think? and forget to start again?

The trouble with life is…there’s no background music.

A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up a thousand times the memory.

Computer programmers don’t byte, they just nibble a bit.

My wild oats have turned to Shredded Wheat….