Q: Do you want to know what makes me smile?
A: Face muscles

One tectonic plate bumped into another, and said, “Sorry. My fault.”

Q: Why aren’t tectonic plates allowed in the mattress store?
A: Because they make the bedrock.

Summer Quotes:

Turn your face to the sun, and the shadows fall behind you. ~Unknown

“Truth is like the sun. You can shut it out for a while, but it ain’t going away.”
~Elvis Presley