Live Life Laughing

 

15 Anti-Jokes You'll Probably Hate
from mashable.com

Q: Do you want to know what makes me smile?
A: Face muscles

One tectonic plate bumped into another, and said, “Sorry. My fault.”

Q: Why aren’t tectonic plates allowed in the mattress store?
A: Because they make the bedrock.

Summer Quotes:

Turn your face to the sun, and the shadows fall behind you. ~Unknown

“Truth is like the sun. You can shut it out for a while, but it ain’t going away.”
~Elvis Presley

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s