Live Life Laughing: Men & Women

Disagreements happen.

Funny Pictures Of The Day – 34 Pics

The patient’s family gathered to hear what the specialists had to say.

“Things don’t look good. The only chance is a brain transplant. This is an experimental procedure. It might work, but the bad news is that brains are very expensive, and you will have to pay the costs yourselves.”

“Well, how much does a brain cost?” asked the relatives.

“For a male brain, $500,000. For a female brain, $200,000.”

Some of the younger male relatives tried to look shocked, but the men nodded in understanding, and a few actually smirked. Then the patient’s daughter asked, “Why the difference in price between male brains and female brains?”

“A standard pricing practice,” said the head of the team. “Women’s brains have to be marked down because they are used.” (from WeirdWildWeb jokes)

Selective hearing funny

The last fight was my fault! My wife asked, “What’s on the TV?” I said, “Dust!”

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R – E – S- P – E – C – T. THAT IS WHAT LOVE MEANS TO ME.

That's also how you find that someone never loved you, they never respected what you ever had to say, it was so offensive. They loved their selfish self, leave them in the past

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