I don’t suggest actually using this response; just laugh at it now and then tuck it away, very deeply.
You’re happy to be a guy because:
1) Phone Conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
2) You know stuff about tanks.
3) A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
4) You can open all your own jars.
5) Dry cleaners and hair cutters don’t rob you blind.
6) You can leave the motel bed unmade.
To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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