Live Life Laughing: Men & Women

I don’t suggest actually using this response; just laugh at it now and then tuck it away, very deeply.

You’re happy to be a guy because:

1) Phone Conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. 
2) You know stuff about tanks. 
3) A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. 
4) You can open all your own jars. 
5) Dry cleaners and hair cutters don’t rob you blind. 
6You can leave the motel bed unmade. 

(It's funny, but true. That's exactly how it went when I was a kid.) This nifty summary of every kid’s vocabulary: | 19 Jokes You Should Send To Your Mom Right Now

To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

Mumbling is the glue that holds a marriage together  #funny #quotes #lol

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Kristen Butler Quotes Be a reflection of what you'd like to receive. If you want love, give love. If you want truth, be truthful. If you want respect, give respect. What you give out will always return.

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