Parenting is mastering the art of a one-minute-poop and a half-a-minute shower!
There are three kinds of grocery shoppers: “The ones who pick up all the healthy things; then the ones who pick up all the junk, and then the ones who end up running around the aisles picking up their kids!”
When two of your kids are fighting, you don’t care which one is right. You only care about how quickly you can get them to stop shrieking!
Kathleen S Evenhouse 