Johnny: “Dad, are caterpillars good to eats?”
Father: “Haven’t I told you not to mention such things during meals?”
Mother: “Why did you ask that question?”
Johnny: “Because Dad had one on his lettuce, but it’s gone now.”

Teddy loudly stamped his way down the stairs. Annoyed his father said, “Can you do that quietly? Go back up and come down again like a human being.”
After a minute of silence Teddy once again entered the living room. “Much better,” said his father. “Now I want you to come down the stairs that way every time.”
“That sounds great,” said Teddy. “I slid down the bannister.”

“Daddy,” asked the little girl. “Do all fairy tales begin with ‘Once upon a time…’?”
“No,” said her father. “Some begin with ‘When I am elected…'”

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“My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.”

Verbal jokes from myenglishpaper.com