Dad: “How did your exam go?
Son: “I got nearly 100 in every subject.
Dad: “What do you mean, nearly 100?”
Son: “The questions didn’t give me any trouble, just the answers.”

A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?”
“I don’t know,” answered his dad. “I’m still paying for it.”

A child asked his father, “How were people born?”
His father replied: Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on.”
The mother went to his mother with the same question. She answered: “We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now.”
The child ran back to his father and said, “You lied to me!”
“Nope,” said his father. “You mom was just talking about her side of the family.”

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“A father is neither an anchor to hold us back nor a sail to take us there but a guiding light whose love shows us the way.”

Verbal jokes from: myenglishpages.com