Q: What did the tree do when the bank closed?
A: It started its own branch.
Q: Why do you never want to invite a tree to your party?
A: Because they never leaf when you want them to.
Do you want a brief explanation of an acorn?
In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.
Q: What was the tree’s favorite thing about Star Trek?
A: The captain’s log.
It’s Lent, and it’s a time we remember Jesus life and ministry, up until his death, and VICTORY of resurrection. Most of it feels somber and we don’t focus on laughing. Instead we think about what we can give up–DON’T GIVE UP LAUGHTER. It probides wonderful endorphins, that’s how God made us, and laughter helps us through even our darkest days.
All word jokes today from scarymommy.com