Q: Why did the tree need to take a nap?A: For rest Q: How do trees access the internet?A: They log on. Q: Did you know I can cut down a dead tree just by looking at it?A. It’s true. I saw it with my own eyes! Q: Where to saplings go to learn?A: Elementree… Read More
Q: What did the tree do when the bank closed?A: It started its own branch. Q: Why do you never want to invite a tree to your party?A: Because they never leaf when you want them to. Do you want a brief explanation of an acorn?In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree. Q: What was… Read More
These tree jokes will have you feeling green; you’d better beleaf it.All word jokes on this page from scarymommy.com Q: What did the tree wear to the pool party?A: Swimming trunks. Q: What did the beaver say to the tree?A: It’s been nice gnawing you. Q: What is a tree’s favorite dating app?A: Timber
Q: Which side of a tree has the most leaves?A: The outside Q: Why can’t the lonely evergreen stop thinking about high school?A: She’s still pining to be one of the poplar kids. Q: How do bees travel to trees?A. They take the buzz. Q: What is every single tree’s least favorite month?A: SepTIMMMBERRR!
This verse always make me start singing a Ken Medema song.
What do you do with a seed that archaeologists dug up in the site of Herod’s winter palace? After 2000 years in a clay jar and four more decades in a drawer at Tel Aviv’s Bar-Ilan University, a botanical researcher decided to plant one in 2005 to see what would come up. This seed from… Read More
I used to have a tree that gave me fits. It was attractive, deep green, and nicely shaped with fragrant blossoms. Unfortunately, it had a bad habit. Whenever a strong wind blew, the tree leaned way over. Its problem? It had weak roots. That top-heavy tree taught me a lesson: Strong roots stabilize growth. If that’s… Read More