Q. Why does a moon-rock taste better than an earth-rock?
A. Because it’s a little meteor.
Q. What kind of a car does a sheep drive?
A. A lamborghini.
Q. Who is the penquin’s favorite relative?
A. Aunt Arctica
Q. Why can’t you tease egg whites?
A. They can’t take a yolk.
Kathleen S Evenhouse 