Live Life Laughing

Want to frighten the newest generation?
Give them a rotary phone, an analog watch, and a tv with no remote.

Q: Why is a camel sand-colored?
A: Camelflage

I bet you would be really motivated to diet if the weight you lost went to someone you don’t like.

My stomach is feeling iffy…
I’m going to send a pizza down to investigate.

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