Live Life Laughing

I recently took a pole:
99% of the people were annoyed when their tents fell down.

Photo by Tony Lisbon on Unsplash

Q. What noise does a 747 make when it bounces?
A. Boeing, Boeing, Boeing.

Photo by Patrick Campanale on Unsplash

Q. Do you know a song about chickpeas?
A. Could you hummus the tune?


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